I am a one eyed, buck toothed, amputee with a tiny dick and bad breath. I often dream of being a serial killer, and my hero is Charles Manson. If you ever wanted to have fun with a psycopath...I'm your man. OK, that's all bullshit, but hopefully it made you smile.

The truth is that I am married and have been for nearly 30 years. The truth ALSO is that, we don't really like each other anymore, we DO NOT have any sexual relationship, and we are only still together because the blood sucking lawyers would get everything we have accumulated over 30 years if we get divorced. Now that is the honest truth, if that bothers you, then thanks for the look and good luck. If however you want to have some NSA safe fun, get in touch.

I am 5'11", 190, clear blue eyes and brown hair. I am well kept and groomed, and a really nice guy. No hunchback, scarface or beer belly. LOL! I travel on business quite a bit, and stay in some really nice hotels, and would love some company.

I am looking for some uninhibited, laid back playmates that just want to add some spice to their hectic lives. I am not looking for love, or jealousy, or baggage, or drama. Just fun.

I DO HAVE NUDE PICTURES IN MY ALBUM PAGES. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, JUST ASK OR SEND A FRIEND REQUEST.

My Ideal Person: I am looking for singles or couples mid-20's to mid 50's that are ready to go. Race is not important, but cleanliness and safety is. Respect for all, and ddf should go without saying.

I am not into endless e-mails, not showing up, never answering anyone back. This is an adult site designed for people wanting to meet and have sex. If you are looking for love, wanting to date, can't wait to meet Mr./Ms. right, you're in the wrong place. If however you are looking to have some mind blowing sex with a stranger who could become your fuck-buddy, then you hit the jackpot.

I am a fairly open guy willing to try new things. As long as your fantasy doesn't involve shit, piss or a goat, then I am ready to participate.

I have enjoyed some good times and made some good friends on this site. I am looking forward to more of the same.

Give me a shout and lets see what happens, I think you'll find that I am a really fun guy to be around. If we don't hit it off, well nothing lost. We all have preferences, and I would never expect anyone to do something they did not want to do. So what do you have to lose? C'mon give me a try, I come with a warranty, hell if you don't like it, I am returnable. LOL!

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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