What's up? I composed this short novel before I had the chance to look through the profiles. I guess that there are more "ready and willing" women close by than I preveously thought. So if you'd like you can read through this entire profile or you can skip all that and just drop me a line no matter where in Neb. you are. I travel from one end of the state to the other periodically. So all in all, the less time wasted before we meet the better.

I'm an outgoing, adventurous, single-white-male, who is currently "trapped" in bum-fucked Nebraska. I recently returned from an educational expedition that has carried me throughout most major cities in the mid-west. Having not yet experienced life outside of the quaint, one-horsed town I grew up in, this was quite a culture-shock. Now that I'm back in "Who-ville", I feel as though I'm about to implode from bordum. My odds of finding someone close to kick it with are slim, so I'm in search of a pen-pal to help enlighten my current situation.

My Ideal Person: Ideally, she would be intelegent, able to hold a normal conversation, good-looking, and of course stacked. Hey, I'm just a guy, I can still dream, right? Anyway, looks aren't important to me. What is, is the ability for them to think for themselves, and have something more interesting to talk about than their hair, nails, or what purse would match their shoes best. Someone who is down-to-Earth but yet still has their head "in the clouds" would be cool. My primary goal is not to find my "one and only" true love, although if it happens, great, 'cause then it was meant to be. Instead I'm hoping to gain a few new "friends" of the opposite sex, and to re-establish contact with "normal", "civilized", life. If you are a guy, it doesn't matter how interesting you feel you are, DON'T REPLY!!!!! I don't care and would rather be overcome by insanity than hear from you. Now, if you're a girl who's sympathetic, wants to help, and likes to exchange "dirty" E-mail,(just kiddin' about that last part, sorry
I will send pics back with my reply so that you don't think that you're chatting with some ugly computer nerd. Hope to hear from you soon.....

Sincerly,

Lost in the Twilight Zone

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lynard Skynard, The Stones, Jethro Tull, Too Short, No Limit,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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