~~~PLEASE READ MY WHOLE PROFILE BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME~~~

1. My body: I am sexy as hell! But, I am not 'skinny' and I have a tummy tuck scar. Also, I am not 'young' and can not do acrobatics in bed.
2. My personality: I am a beautiful, intelligent, confident person with a great sense of humor and an adventurous spirit. If that's your definition of a bitch, then I'm a bitch.
3. I'm not new to the game, I know what I want and how to get it. I am picky but will be polite about it. If that makes me a selfish size whore, then so be it. I am married to Mr. Right. I am looking for Mr. Wholly Shit, That Feels Awesome!
4. I don't give out my number unless I am going to meet you, and I don't talk over the phone. I don't have sex on cam, but I like to watch sometimes. I don't do "newbies".
5. You must send a pic and profile info if you email me. If you don't match what I want, please don't waste our time. I need info. If you scrimp, I may not respond.
6. If you're offended so far, please move on. Thank you.

Turns out I don't have the time I would like. Lately, the most fun I've had is when hubby and I go to a swinger party on the weekend. I'm married to a very envious man. I am stuck playing his game regardless what I want. (I'm just bitching, I know.)

When I actually get to have sex with other people...I love to suck a nice cock, and I love to be penetrated--fingers, fucking, tongue. When it's really good, I squirt during orgasms, sometimes I soak the bed.
I need sensual, passionate sex with a good kisser. Positions I prefer are missionary, doggie and sideways. If you're gonna fuck me, make it count. I need to be slammed hard, soft, slow and fast. Whatever you got, give it all. I am a size whore but also love a great performer. My only fetish is I love to be fisted. I can't get enough of that. And please fucking ask me first! I'm not the fucking Grand Canyon! (Some hands are simply too big.)

So, whom shall I pick? You? Are you handsome (personality is part of that,) have great teeth and a nice body with a good size cock? Can you carry a conversation? Do you have a female partner? Reciprocation for my hubby makes you a shoe-in!
I hate blank profiles, crooked, ugly teeth and beer bellies.
Daytime is best for playtime. I'm a full time student with a family.
I'm Missy. What's your name?

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My Ideal Person: ESSENTIAL:
-a great smile with good teeth
-a great personality, not shy or quiet or very reserved
-body proportionate--a model is not necessary but be nice looking
-enough money to buy my dinner and have your own place or hotel
-clean as in: car, house, grooming, etc.
-larger than average cock

I am very picky. I love a great smile and fabulous, entertaining conversation. I prefer tall men, dark hair, handsome, well endowed, assertive, and European. I prefer small women, younger than me, skinny/petite and clean shaven.
Must be a well groomed person (I am), height/weight proportionate, who has their own place that is clean.
Smoking is ok, just be clean about it. I don't smoke but may want a drag occasionally.

Sexy, smart, confident, outgoing, fun...Just real people who like to have a good time with good conversation and a positive attitude.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Celine Dion, Rush, Pearl Jam, Dixie Chicks

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really. I like regular, real people.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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