muffinass31 41 / M
"Here to serve."
fort worth, Texas, United States
 
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muffinass31 41/M
fort worth, Texas
Introduction
I'm a nice guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. That's not to say that I'm not paying attention to what's important, but we could all remember to enjoy the trip a little more.

*****Warning!****** If you are an institution or someone who wants to use my image, go right the fuck ahead. If I was worried about someone seeing my ding-ding, I would think that this site would be a bad choice. What is everyone so afraid of? That there will be naked pictures of you on the internet? Then maybe you shouldn't post naked pictures of yourself on the internet, or consider a profile on eHarmony. Damn, people are goofy.

My Ideal Person: Ideal person is close-minded, boring, completely self-centered and snotty. Actually, it would be nice if you could do something with the person other than screw. It would open the possibilties considerably. I think an open-minded, adventurous, kinky woman with a positive attitude, and some class would be as good as it gets.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
G. love, Crystal Method, Jack Johnson, Daniel Ash, 2 LiveCrew, Beck,
Fatboy Slim, Bob Seeger, Stones

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage, why is this list so short?

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
There are so many hot women out there, that it is impossible
to say. I don't really sit around and fantasize about
famous people. I fantasize about girls I know. Well, maybe
an Oprah/Stegman sandwich.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 41 / male
  • fort worth, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) for Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, 1-on-1 sex, Bondage & Discipline, Misc. Fetishes, Exhibitionism/Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Other "Alternative" Activities or Group sex (3 or more!)
Birthdate: February 14, 1971
(41 years old)
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: insurance adjuster
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, freak
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: