UPDATE: So if you read my profile (or look at my picture, and yes that is me) thirty times, hotlist me, and wink at me, for cryin' out loud, why not send me an email? Or, if after all that stuff noted above, I send you (y'all) an email, picture attached or not, why would you not respond, especially if you live right around the corner? Seems odd to me.

Anyway, enough of the ranting, back to the normal program..

Thanks for checkin' my profile out. I am a fit SWM that is educated, employed, easy going and fun to hang around with. I'm a non-smoker and social drinker who enjoys shooting pool, playing darts, golf, going to the gym, and being nude. If I had to prioritze them, being nude wouldn't be the last thing listed, go figure. I'm polite, not pushy, funny and I hope to hear from you soon!

My Ideal Person: UPDATE: Ok, since this is my wish list, the orignal statement below still applies, but add the following...a woman (alone or as part of a cpl) that can actually PLAY golf and looks good in those sexy short golf skirts. Pretty feet go a long way too.

It would be great to find a woman that enjoys having a good laugh, enjoys nudity (for obvious reasons) and can get together regularly for fun times...don't be shy, I'd enjoy hearing from you.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A store dressing room, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
HA! My plasma TV makes most of those chicks look pretty unimpressive,
except for Hally Berry..she can do nooooo wrong.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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