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Happily married professionals but getting to forty we thought we would try something different since we are unlikely to get any more beautiful.
We have had MMF and FFM experience and we prefer one to one in relaxed surroundings (but we have now had an MFMF too which was delicious).
There is no jealousy and each enjoys watching the other with another partner. We consider ourselves pretty broadminded but we don't do scat, toilets or significant pain.
We like to meet a potential partner somewhere public for a drink initially and see if we like each other and have more in common than just the obvious. We are not looking for anything long term but equally if we get on and everybody is happy we would love to meet up again, as we have with one past partner.
She loves flirtation and the art of seduction and tease. Trained in Burlesque, she's very sensual and tactile and uses all her senses for pleasure. She enjoys both giving and receiving oral and being fucked in 6in heels (which make her over 6ft tall) in a Fairy Gothmother Corset. She also has a currently unfulfilled desire to be a genuine Mrs Robinson so if you are a potential Benjamin then send her an e-mail and if it is sufficiently well composed as to pique her interest she'll respond.

He loves giving oral and taking time,tasteful lingerie (for you), and watching but is not demanding as far as oral for him.

We like to be with partners who can hold a decent conversation, are positive in outlook (and negative in HIV status) and are good fun but not too loud (except in bed). We will look forward to hearing from potential partners/and couples (24-49) and hopefully to having great sex and above all else good fun, with everybody happy when it is time to sleep.
all the best
Nick and Rachael
xx

COMMON SENSE:
If you are truly interested and have got this far then the following will help:
Send an email not simply a flirt or wink;
Write something about yourself/selves that is likely to interest but it doesn't have to be War and Peace; (if you can't be bothered to make such a small effort, why would you expect you would be worth a response, let alone be a prospective bed partner);
Demonstrate that you have read this profile and not merely cut and pasted a generic fishing email entitled "hi" and beginning "Loved your profile u luk great";
If you say you are a female or a couple then we expect to have a fem/fem chat very early since that is the only way to prove neither of us is typing left handed (or righthanded if you are a right dominant saddo).
Do not send unsolicited fantasies - we want to know about you before we will be interested to plumb the depths of your mind.

My Ideal Person: Personally
Physical attraction is important but we are going to have fun and that needs some spark and chemistry with you as well and have more in common than just the obvious; although for absolute physical perfection we would consider compromising our principles. A sense of humour is always appreciated particularly if it is dry/wicked and a bit of sass and flirtation helps. The seduction and the tease are all part of the dance and are as important as the filthy awfulness itself.

Physically
R likes her boys to have a full head of hair (but no facial hair) and rugby player-ish physiques are good but no beer bellies or paunches (or rugby player mentality) or super furry animals. Girls should be more feminine. If you are lacking in hair then you would have to be more Phil Spencer than Phil Mitchell.

N loves curves, athletic bodies and long legs but prefers smaller rather than larger breasts. He has a fondness for red heads in particular and has never had the pleasure of a true blonde.

We prefer full unprotected sex but on here safe sex is rather tediously essential.

The following will count against potential partners:
Profiles which consist largely of close ups of your bits (unless they are a physiological phenomenon; 99% are not);
Lack of hygiene;
Large numbers of piercings or tattoos (one or two is okay);
Kissing like a wet mop in the face or trying to simulate the Alien implanting an embryo;
Being pushy or hassling for pics before there is a fem/fem conversation;
Any hesitation about having a fem/fem chat (unless you are an interesting boy);
Beige underpants;
Being married or attached unless you have verifiable permission to play (and "prefer not to say" means only one thing: "married and no permission");
Lack of respect or rudeness;
Being on another continent, or just visiting London for a couple of days and fancy a shag;
Instant meets - if you are that keen get your credit card out and dial someone else;
Not telling the truth .

Having been on here for 6 months there is a very tiresomely large numer of fakes and timewasters so we are cautious until we are comfortable about who is at the other end of the line. If you are genuine we hope you will understand why that is so necessary. Despite all the above we are here solely for the occasional bit of good clean dirty fun and we will look forward to meeting you and having some excellent adventures.
XX
N&R

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Attractive with personality

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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