I was hoping to sneak most of my flaws past you for a while but here are a few just to be fair:

Physically
I do have three nipples but don't freak out quite yet. The third one is much smaller than the other two and no...it's NOT on my forehead. This is a lot more common than you think, or so my Mom told me when I was a little kid.

Mentally
Several screws are still loose and a few were ripped out in my formative years but I have always been under the impression they would repair themselves as I "grew up". I am mildly concerned as I am already 53 and haven't noticed any tightening at all as of yet but I do look forward to new developments at any moment.

Financially
I am doing quite well at the moment because one fine morning a couple of weeks ago in a moment of clarity after a long night of heavy drinking I had the ingenious idea to assume the identity of my largest clients since I already have their credit card and social security information. It's anyones guess as to how long the good times may last but you should probably bring along some mad money with you if we meet for coffee, drinks or dinner just is case all of their credit cards are rejected one after the other. Then again, it might be a lot of fun to tell the grandkids about the time you had to wash dishes at a really nice restaurant and/or spent a couple nights in jail while the attorneys sorted things out.

I'll assume that the above has addressed your primary concerns as to my character and I remain confident that I have set your mind at ease at least for the time being.

My Ideal Person: That's a tough one on here but I have learned a lot from this site and would like to share some of my online dating thoughts.

Women are very complex, multi-talented, multitasking, emotionally charged, thinkers.

Men on the other hand are single cell organisms.

Neither of us is able to choose the way we are, it's just that we are VERY different to begin with. Every once in a while a man will strive to grow and mature into the higher level of women but long before they get too close *POOF* they're GAY! Then they are useless to anyone (with the exception of each other). The same holds true for lesbians...only backwards.

I sure as hell wouldn't even begin to presume what women do on this site to figure out who they are interested in or will contact but just so you know, this is what the men are doing: We look at ALL of your pictures...maybe twice...and THEN we scan the profile to glean any really nasty bits out of the typed information...then we look at all of your pictures again to see if we missed a nipple or something...and then once more, just to be sure. When that is complete if our dicks are starting to get hard...we send a wink. But, if our dicks are TOTALLY hard we start to write a note that only lasts until the hard on subsides. This is why some of the notes are VERY short and some go on and on and on.

So, if you want a man that acts like a woman then date a gay guy or get a girlfriend. But, if you enjoy being the woman and seek a man that acts like a man then write me a note or any other straight man on here for that matter. Oh, and don't forget to attach a sexy picture or two (especially nipples), we look at those several times first in the emails too hehehe!!!

Have fun! My name is Kevin

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Almost any of the blues players....live!!!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well...I run a glass company and I meet the customers for
estimates. When you open the door you are fresh out of the
shower and still in your bathrobe. As we discuss what it
is that you wanted your robe falls open and you catch me looking
and ask if I saw anything that I wanted...this is the best
reason for contractors to be late, right?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Kissing, Licking

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I think a celebrity would be a real let down, they are just
actors you know. I bet everyone would love me too if I could
have a couple of takes at everything I did. I don't like
anything fake.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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