I'm single (divorced for years) with no children.
I realize that many men are ideally looking for a Barbie-doll woman; unfortunately, I am not one. BUT, I'm not a Michelin-woman either. Hourglass full-figure is a good description: I wear a size 18/20 jeans or dress size, have a big (& round...or so I'm told) derriere, my waist is smaller than standard with no "major rolls" and 40DD bust. And remember, folks: Barbie dolls are: hollow, made of plastic & have interchangable heads !
I believe in being honest about one's physique, age and personality . When someone meets me for the 1st time they're often surprised that I'm attractive and sexy! Try my username without the time device (but with three e's: Weeeazy), why don't 'ya ?
*Gentlemen*: I am NOT interested in becoming involved with anyone who is married or "attached" and searching for "discreet encounters" or anything that requires dishonesty ( you have my empathy.....but one reason I'm divorced is because the spark was gone ! ... and -- quite frankly -- I just don't want to be that 'far down' on anyone's "list" ! )
AND if there's no mutual chemistry...you can never have too many friends, can you ?
I love sex, eroticism, etc. If variety is the spice of life, why limit yourself?

My Ideal Person: Chemistry is so hard to describe... It's so crucial and yet so completely unpredictable! Ideally, intelligence, a subtle yet unmistakable sexyness (without conceit), spontaneity (without juvenile or completely impractical / thoughtless behavior), as well as appreciative of my looks (without being overly shallow or obsessed with appearances)...hmmm, can I get back to you on that? ; )
Think I'm ready for a LITTLE more than "instant booty calls" or just "friends with benefits". FwBs is fun, but I think I'm ready to meet someone with a bit more "dating potential", y'see? Mind you, I have met some in the past who I didn't want to date, but we were still good FwBs >; ). {i.e. I'm not looking to "get my hooks into" a guy or rush anything, but would like to meet guys who would be open to that in the future should everything "click", hmm? ...& not gonna be a nun in the meantime : P}

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
too many to list...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, + practicing SAFE sex !, ..and others -- we'll see ; )

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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