You know how sometimes on the first day of a new class the teacher will go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves? No one really knows what to say. Usually the teacher will give a little format, like your name, why you took the class, and something interesting about you. Most people just mumble something off, a few people say way more than you care to hear. This is how I feel the “about me” portion of a dating profile is like. Most people don’t know what to say, but given a format they will ramble off something, usually just enough to get by. I will try and do a little more, but I will also try not to get into the TMI category (after I got done writing, I think I went into that category a little bit, I apologize in advance).

I am just getting out of yet another long term relationship. Honestly, I think I am done with them for awhile. I was married for 6 years, jumped into a relationship for little more than a year, moved up here, jumped into another relationship for about 1.5 years and now that that is ending I am going to try and stick to the single life. I am giving myself a year MINIMUM to be single and just enjoy myself. I need it. I definitely don’t want to be a hermit for that time though. I want to get to know people. I want to grow my circle of friends. I want to have fun. It may sound selfish, but I just want to focus on myself.

On that note, I am looking for a girl that is also not looking to be serious. There is still so much two people can do together and not have the drama and pressure of a committed relationship. She needs to be independent, meaning she has her own car, job, and residence. I definitely don’t mind picking up a date, paying for a date, or having someone over to watch a movie at my place, but it should not be a one way street. She needs to understand that “nothing serious” MEANS “nothing serious.” If I go on a date with you tonight, I may go on a date with someone else tomorrow night.

I am a freaking awesome guy. I may not sound like it right now, but this is only an online profile. Email me, text me, get to know me. I may be a bit shy in person, but over email I am an open book. I am honest, sometimes too honest. I do not hide who I am. Why should I? If you are going to like me, you are going to like me for who I am.

I guess I should point out a few deal breakers right now. Just to make it crystal clear (again), I am NOT looking for something serious. I understand that things happen, and two people may just click, but if you are actively searching for a long term committed relationship, I am probably not your guy. I love the LGBT (lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender) community. I am straight, but I have a multitude of friends that are not. They will always be my friends. If you can’t handle a good Friday night at Mad Myrna’s, you should probably move along. I am an Atheist. I tell you this now because I have had a date or two that went from great to hell (hehe) in the time it took me to say that sentence. I don’t mind if you are religious, I don’t mind talking about it, but I will not be judged by you or anyone else. I promise to return the same courtesy. I am open to a polyamorous relationship. My last relationship was an open/poly/swinger relationship and I loved every minute of it. If you cannot fathom that possibility, again, you should probably look elsewhere.

Whew, I wrote much more than I expected. Like I said, I really am awesome. I am very easy to get along with. I love to laugh and make people smile (I also love clichés). I really am just looking to get out there and enjoy myself. Let’s meet up for some drinks, go play miniature golf and see where that takes us. This is the only life we have, we should make it enjoyable.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, No particular place

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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