Seriously girls... do you ever get sick of the retarded profiles men put up here??? I only look at ones every now and again when I'm tricked into thinking they're women... and they still annoy me... Its like guy on this site have completely lost any sense of what a female finds attractive... and no its not a picture of their.....

I'm 28... and pretty funny and sarcastic... very fun lovin and a good time in bed and when not!!! Who really reads these things?? I assure you fun conversations and much more Talk to ya soon...

My Ideal Person: Amusing unselfish people, not unlike myself... stop staring ... dont be shy! I have limited myself to NOT talk to anyone with "Hot ___" or "Sexy___" in their name. They either aren't hot or sexy, or they're way to full of themselves and I dont have the time for therapy

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well... I've never really had sex in public.... I'd
like to meet somebody at their place or work, set up some
kind of scenario where I get into a verbal argument with
them over something ridiculous (like not enough milk in
the latte') and then have to punish then in the back
room :)


I also really enjoy water... so breaking into somebody
really riches back yard to sneak into their hot tub and or
pool would be a real turn on... the thrill of being caught
:)

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, The middle of a park, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, No particular place, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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