Let's see... I'm funny, smart, outgoing at times, shy at others, a workaholic, but I know how to have a good time. I love movies, TV, and the great outdoors... camping in Maine, cruising in a boat out on the water, taking a road trip for no reason at all. I like to head out for a nice dinner once in a while, or head to a bar to hear a band. I've been described as a Yankee fanatic, an artist, a comedian, and a closet party animal. I'm honest and open-minded and you should be too. Funny, smart and so much more. It's hard to describe your ideal match in words. Hopefully you're following a career that you love, but leaving enough time for fun along the way. Someone artistic and creative - someone comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt, but also likes to throw on a dress for certain occasions. Someone down to earth and not too shy. And did I mention funny? The most important thing is someone that can make me laugh.

for fun:
Fun... hmm... watch tv, play my PS3, movies, camping, going out to eat, spending time with friends, playing cards, travelling, listening to music, playing music... and the list goes on.

my job:
I'm self-employed as an editor/graphic designer/producer, making TV commercials mostly. I've also made some short films and a feature length comedy that had no success in the film festival circuit. I don't feel like making TV commercials forever.

my ethnicity:
I'm a mix of English and Irish.

my religion:
I was raised Roman Catholic, and was even an altar boy. But my views have changed significantly. I'm also a minister in the ULC, which I did to preside over my brother's wedding.

favorite hot spots:
local hot spots? let's find some together... as far as travel destinations, I visit friends and family in Maine a lot... as well as South Carolina. I like hitting Atlantic City every once in a while, and I long to do more international travel.

favorite things:
Books: I'm reading something by Hunter S. Thompson right now. TV Show: The Simpsons & Lost Food: Italian Apparel: Casual and comfy - I don't have to dress up for my job Movies: anything by Quentin Tarantino music: Guided By Voices

last read:
last literary adventure was Entertainment Weekly this morning... real exciting stuff... although I'm also reading Up in the Air right now.

my pets:
I'm a dog person, but I'm not home enough to care for one. I never had any cats growing up because my mother was very allergic. I avoid them now because they bring you dead things to the back door (I watched a friend's cat once that always did that)

My Ideal Person: Cute, funny, horny?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
My taste varies and can be quite eclectic. I love my Sirius.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Hmmm... favorite? You'll have to ask me in person.
;)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Who hasn't? Probably too many to list. How about I say
Anna Paquin after seeing her naked in "True Blood"

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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