In case you wonder why I have a profile on Adult FriendFinder, its simple. Its because I have a monstrous shlong and it needs regular exercise. How big is it? I often wonder if a wheelbarrow might be necessary when taking long walks. Its so big I must wear baggy pants to drape down the pantleg. I can only use full length urinals that reach to the floor. While wearing shorts on windy days, I use it as a tripod. My tracks in the snow look like I am dragging a club. I use three skis to slush down the hill. Ladies if you're interested, it might be best to bring a friend. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration recommends against lifting more than 50 lbs without assistance.

My Ideal Person: Seriously, I'd love to meet a woman of intelligence, grace, beauty and a sense of humor. A woman that enjoys being sexy and adventurous while classy and respected.
A soul with whom I can share giggles, tickles, laughter and titillating conversation. A woman that I can delight and surprise. Lets meet start with chat and see if interest blossums.