Ok, here's the deal...

I am overweight, in fact I guess you could call me fat. I don't pretend to be barbie cause I'm not. Do not write to me unless you like large women. Also, just because I am a big girl, does not mean I like big guys, cause I don't. I love a nice tight ass that I can dig my nails into.

I can be serious when I need to be, but love to laugh and live life.

I'm just looking for fun. If more comes out of it, then we will cross that bridge when we get to it.

My Ideal Person: I want an intelligent, good looking, non attached man. I am not into women.

I would like to find someone to talk to first and see where it goes. I have strict rules about meeting and if that doesn't work for you then forget it. Don't send me an email that says you just want to fuck. It will be ignored. Do not send me your phone number, it will be ignored too. If you are older than my dad(62) and younger than my son(19) then forget it. I am really only interested in men between 35 and 50. If you are out of that age range we will just have to wait and see.

Why not try to be a little original and see if you can get my attention.

If you are good looking, not fat, not attached not too old and not too young, and can carry on a conversation without talking about sex, then send me a note and see where it goes. Also, I will want a face pic before any chance of us meeting.

I know I sound picky, but I guess I am. I can get sex any time I want it. But I'm looking for someone to really connect with. This does not mean I'm looking to get married.

I'm tired of sorting through all the riff raff.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
To live happily ever after...if that is possible.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Fisting

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Mike Rowe really turns me on. I've got a dirty job for
him...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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