My rather high libido certification prevents me from securing a satisfying position though normal channels, so thought this site an appropriate venue to submit my application in securing employment where my talents are both appreciated and exploited. Please consider the following resume.

My Ideal Person: Name: Tom

Marital Status: Unencumbered

Age: 51

Description: Handsome, light brown hair, 6’'2"” tall, 190#, hairy chest, uncut, and nice butt

Education: Graduted Summa Cum Loudly from Whatsamatta U. I have an Associates in the Performing Arts and a B.S. in B.S.

Work History: I have been successfully having sex for more than 3 years.

Personality: I am presently attending classes and expect to graduate in the Spring.

Hobbies: Bedroom gymnastics, clitoral stimulation, and badminton.

Strengths: Well developed tongue muscles, respectful, unrelenting desire to please and satisfy, uncanny ability to locate previously unknown eroginous zones, and uninhibited.

Weaknesses: Long legs

Salary Requirements: A minimum of ( 1 ) orgasm

Closing Statements: I have a strong desire to learn the ins and outs of your particular organization. I believe I have ample qualifications to fill any available opening and am more than willing to start at the bottom and work my way up. A long term position is preferred.

References ( and face photo ) available upon request.