UPDATE--Single bi chubby daddy, naturally smooth (see pic) lives alone cept cat, but he don`t take up much space. I don`t hunt or fish, but do enjoy camping, but only at motels or hotels. I also enjoy car rides to nowhere, (dressed and scantily dressed) the casino`s food, nickel keno, card games, spin the bottle, alternative reading (nifty erotic stories) couch cuddling, kissing, kitchen counter fun, hallway fun, steps fun and camming. I love being naked and seldom wear cloths at home, cept for socks, cause the fee-ties get cold. My druthers is for a full figured woman, because honestly, I just love them. If you have any other ?`s, just ask, for it starts with letting your fingers do the walking, before erroneous zones can be pleasured.

My Ideal Person: My preference is for a single full figured woman (aunt B size) who is bi, bi curious, bi maybe, bi think about it, bi talk about it. The 2 key words in the preceding sentence is SINGLE AND FULL FIGURED. Of course if you are not, full figured (hate the term bbw) but you must be single, then you will be welcomed. 2 other key words are open minded and uninhibited.

IMPORTANT READING FOR ALL--Ok, need to get something out of the way. I read everyone`s profile, so if you fill it with prefer not to say, are vague in your desires, chances are I will NOT BE MEATING YOU. Meaning also, if bi is not in your profile (men) well, get real. as the possibility of being real with me is slim to none. I also am NOT looking for men and women who have others in their lives, but wish to play without their knowledge. I neither wish to be shot or crippled as I enjoy breathing to much. Hate to be so blunt, but some of you really need a wake up call.

UPDATE- OK, SEEMS SOME OF YOU CAN`T READ. I AM LOOKING FOR A SINGLE WOMAN AND IT WOULD BE NICE IF THE TERM BI IS IN YOUR PROFILE, BUT IF IT IS NOT, JUST BE OPEN MINDED ENOUGH TO DISCUSS IT.

Ok, one more thing. I`ve been single a long time and as much as I like it, I hate it. Sure would be nice to find someone who really does enjoy the fall colors and the window open in the winter.

Will quit here and add more later maybe. (probably)

OK, adding more. If someone writes someone, take the time to respond in a TIMELY MANNER. Why you ask, well, 1st off it is good manners. 2nd it shows you have some class. 3rd and probably the most important reason is, no one wants their momma to slap them (lightly) on the back of their head, for being taught better than that. In other words treat people like you want to be treated.

ALSO AGAIN, READ THIS PROFILE, AS I WILL BE READING YOURS AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING COY, BI BEING VAGUE (PREFER NOT TO SAY CRAP) CHANGE IT OR DON`T BOTHER ME. (BLOCKS ARE EASY)

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lori line, Yanni

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
1. Taking a drive to nowhere with your hand playing with my
exposed cock, while i`m playing with your exposed shaved
pussy. Of course your wearing a dress, with nothing on under
it (absolutely love a woman in a dress,see preceeding line) and i`m wearing the loosest fitting shorts I can find. 2. Really enjoy big bellied men, smooth like me is the bestest, the bigger the better, so would love to have 2 or 3 over for a do it all orgy. Start by me on my knees sucking one, while another is playing with his cock. I lean over and start sucking his, then back to the 1st. The other one gets down on his knees and starts to work on me, rimming my big ass, then finguring me, to get me loose. When I can`t stand it anymore he ?????

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage, Wide open on this subject

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kay Parker, because she was a wantin wanting it.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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