Our obsession with canadian porn has finally led to this. We are a fun couple that is looking to explore our voyeur side. We are very easy going and laid back, healthy, fit, and discreet. Both are professional, college educated, and have relocated to this area. We are a secure married couple looking to share some erotic, sensual and sexual experiences in the bedroom. We are open to hanging out and having fun outside of the bedroom as well. She likes light bondage and role playing (School girl for teachers, etc). A blindfold could also be fun. Unlike most profiles, she is in charge of all contact, photos, VIPs, winks, emails, etc. He likes to watch her in action and would really like to watch her be a couple's playtoy for an evening, possibly role playing as a baby sitter, etc. As one fantasy, the right experienced couple looking for a single girl could teach her as they see fit while he watched. He is more reserved until he gets to know you and sometime completely misses any signals. He IS most likely interested, just not one to make the first move. We both have a quirky sense of humor and are very sarcastic. We suggest you read our entire profile. We enjoy all levels of fun with different couples. We are looking for variety of course. Anything from same room voyeurism to full swap is on the table, however, we do not demand or expect anything. Couples & Singles who are laid back, fun, attractive, height/weight proportionate, have a reading level above 5th grade, and able to hold a conversation. We consider ourselves to be a very easy going couple with no expectations other than "be yourselves". We expect couples we meet to be honest and upfront about what they are looking for and what their rules and limits are. Of course we will want to get to know you first and see where things go. We are pretty comfortable around most people. Discretion is a must. The public doesn't need to know about our personal life and we won't talk about yours. D and D free. Non-smokers are preferable. HWP of course. And you must have a good sense of humor...a sarcastic and good sense of humor. Plus, we need to see photos. The pictures of the couples are fascinating, simply by what they reveal about the couple in question. Most of them are the standard hardcore amateur smut; women naked, men naked, women on men naked, all taken from a terrible angle from a Kodak that was spanking new when the Friends was still on in prime time. Faces may or may not be blurred. Thats fine. Photos should show BOTH of your faces. Photos should be up to date, where your body type, hair style, and appearance are current. No one cares if you used to be sinfully hot 20 years ago if you are 50lbs heavier now. Unless you have access to a Delorean and a flux capacitor, update your photos. Please, no grainy, dark, shadowed photos that give a unclear representation of what you look like. Photos lit only by the glow of your monitor do not cut it. Also remember that there is more to a person than a close up of their breasts, ass, and genitals.

My Ideal Person If you don't plan to actually meet in person, please don't contact us. We are very real.

Not looking for pushy people or those that "get around". No gay men. Anyone that doesn't understand this lifestyle and is looking for more than couples getting together and having recreational fun.

We have no idea who this guy is, although he comes in a thousand different forms. He is always posting picture of a sort of grotesque penis, followed up by a quick email: hi do u wana meet? Never does The Cock actually attempt to explain who he is or what he does; I have this mental image of agreeing to a meeting and opening the door, only to find a large cock, bobbing in mid-air.
No face. No legs. Just a big, hovering dick.
We will pass, thanks.